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SARDAR.... BACK IN FORM.....
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write
an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one
Sardarji.
He wrote 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!'
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U
This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
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Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my
Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in
d car he was Driving..
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A man: 'Sardarji, tell me, why
Manmohan Singh goes for a
walk in the evening not in the morning?'
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!'
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror
with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!
Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar'.
Lawyer to Sardar: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... '
Sardar :'Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe
haath!!'
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says
'please recharge your card'
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting
the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this
was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old
clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, 'For Best Results put on Two Coats'
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks (****). '
The first sardar replies, 'Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258'
Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the
blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........
Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using
a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
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