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NEW HINDI VERSION OF WINDOWS
( KHIDKIYAN 2000 )
If Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi, Here
are some Windows related terms that may be used in the
Hindi version of... Khidkiyan2000:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar
Answering
Machine Messages
1. Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
The
Most Intelligent Person: Laloo!
Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling
by
a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out
shouting," This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes
and there are five of us in the plane. Since I am a very important pilot I am taking
one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the
luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane.
Sonia Gandhi said," Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very
important
and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
Laloo Yadav said,"I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest
politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this
country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo
went to the luggage area,
grabbed one and jumped off the plane.
The old saint said to the school boy,"There is only one parachute left, and
there are
two of us. I am an old man and don't need to live any more. You take the last
parachute and jump." The school boy said,"Don't worry! There are still
two
parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, jumped
off the plane with my school bag!"
Malayalam
forth coming movies
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Veendum Visa
AncharaCompanyum Anchu programmer marum
Oru online veera gatha
Ee startup, ivide kure protocolukal
Ente dos, nammalude windows, avarude unix
Achuvettante system
T. P. Radhamani MCA
Meleparambil Consultancy
Nammuku paarkuvan internet chat-roomukal
Bug nisaram Fix gurutharam!
Code nokki yenthram
Laloo's Jokes( Ex.Chief
Minister of Bihar )
Once Laloo was coming out of
Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied
"65Kgs" and moved on... ****************************************************************
Once Laloo wanted to know the time
difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he
called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell me the time difference between
Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second
sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
************************************************************** Laloos family planning policy..
"DO'NT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
*************************************************************** > At a bar in New York, the man to
Laloo's left tells the bartender , "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
************************************************************** >> After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo
decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his
elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a
newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! "Laloo, third
from left!" *****************************************************************
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese
Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed
with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an
excellent state. Give us three years and
we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very
inefficient" he stated. "Give me three
days and I will turn Japan into the next
Bihar!" ************************************************************* >>
A reporter asked Laloo "What's the main
reason for divorce ?" "Marriage"
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