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Our school had just installed a
new air-conditioning system, and a representative from the company wanted to
make sure it was running smoothly. Poking his head into an empty classroom, he
asked the teacher, "Any little problems here?"
"No," she said, smiling. "All our little problems have gone home
My grandmother told me how she
ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left
for war. "We were in love," she recalled, "and wrote to each other every week.
It was during that time that I discovered how wonderful your grandfather was."
"Did you marry Grandpa when he came home from the war?" I asked.
"Oh, I didn't marry the man who wrote the
letters. Your grandfather was the mailman."
When NASA first started
sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not
work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and
$12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down,
underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging
from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
SOME INTERESTING JOKES
A shocker of a letter
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to
Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter.
Because both had jobs, they had difficulty
coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly
to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.
Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked
into the hotel.
There, he decided to open his laptop and send
his wife an e-mail. However, he accidentally missed out one letter in her
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her
husband’s funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been ‘called home to
glory’ following a heart attack.
The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. On reading the first message, she fainted
and fell to the floor. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I’ve arrived!
I’ve just arrived and checked in. I see that
everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to
seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
A women came up behind her husband
while he was enjoying his morning coffee, and slapped him on the back of his
head. " I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with a woman's name
written on it" she says, furious. " You had better have an explanation". "
Calm down, honey" says the man. " Remember last week when I was at the dog
track? That was the name of the dog I bet on"
The next morning, his wife smacked him again. " What was that for?" asked the
angry husband. " Your dog called last night" she said
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1.. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2.. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3.. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three
kisses instead of the rent.
4.. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other
5.. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I
can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!
Your Sweet Heart
Laughter and anger are mutually exclusive.
Laugh and your stress level will drop.
When you laugh your cells laugh with you.
Laughter improves the quality of life.
Make room in your life for people who laugh.
You'll do great things together.
Look for the funny side of problems.
The problems will become smaller.
Fear shrinks away in the face of laughter.
Laugh away the darkness.
Life is hilarious if you take the time to look for the humor in it.
Each time you laugh well, you lose THREE calories. GET SLIM!
Learn to laugh at yourself. You're a fluke of the universe.
Laughter helps you to release your creative abilities.
Laugh Often - people who laugh have more friends.